lol, I FINALLY got it in. I ended up taking the shifter out, it made it somewhat easier, but still not a lot easier. I wish I did more weight lifting in college and HS than I had, maybe I could have just benched the transmission to get it in. Well, I sort of did that, I finally got the input shaft to rest on the teeth of the pressure plate, then I prayed hard and just lifted and shoved.
What a pain. I thought about bashing in the tunnel with a hammer, but I'd rather not risk my chassis rigidity lol.